Comedy Corner

March 23, 2019

Written by: Max Garish

Here are some jokes that will put a smile on your face and chuckle in your heart!

Enjoy!

Q:What do you get when you cross a snake with a tasty dessert?

A: A pie-thon!

Q: What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?

A: Hip-hop, of course!

Q: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?

A: A rash of good luck.

Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?

A: He took a "short" cut!

Q: Why are bunnies the luckiest animals?

A: Because they each have four rabbits' feet.

Q: What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

A: He cracked up.

Q: What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?  A: Prankenstein.

Q: How much money does a skunk have? A: One scent!

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Q: What do you call Frosty the Snowman in June?

A: A puddle!

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

A: In case he got a hole in one!

Q: Why is the koala not considered a real bear?

A: He has no KOALA-fications.

Q: What do you call ten rabbits hopping backwards through the snow together?

A: A receding hare line.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: GROUND BEEF!

Q: Last night I went to the light bulb party,

It was pretty lit!

Q: What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

A: BA-NA-NA-NAAAA!

Q: Did you hear about the guy who invented the number 0?

Yeah, thanks for nothing!

Q: Did you go to the Peanut Party?

A:Yes. That place was nuts!

Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A: A cloud!